how do people argue without using the word fuck
i’ve learned more about the world in 3 years on tumblr than the whole accumulation of my high school career
bologna is a fucked up word
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
