blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop)

teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

mccoymedical:

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

I will personally host one for youtube because this is great 

ishimondo:

getting a critical hit with an attack that wouldve killed the enemy anyway

bigstupidbaby:

there is a simple answer to everything and its usually no

dumblydoor:

i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die